NOTÍCIA:
Star Wars versus Guardians of the Galaxy Chapter IV

EXT. SOMEWHERE IN THE GALAXY - DARK

Chewbacca sits down and takes command of the spaceship and presses a few buttons. Rocket Raccoon is next to him.

       CHEWBACCA
RGRGRGWWHHHWRWRWRGG.                     

       ROCKET RACCOON
I agree with you. Let's
get outta here.

Chewbacca nod to Rocket Raccoon.

       R2-D2
BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP
BEEP BOOP BEEP BLOOP
BLOOP BEEP BOOP BEEP.

       C-3PO
I must inform all you
that technically we
are all dead because
we fallen in a black
hole and we only have
one chance in a billion
ways analyzed to get
out of it.

Rocket Raccoon turns to C-3PO.

       ROCKET RACCOON
Thank you for your help.      

R2-D2 turns to Groot.

       R2-D2
BEEP BEEP BLEEP BLEEP
BLOOP BLEEP BEEP BLEEP.

       GROOT
I'm groot.

       C-3PO
R2-D2 Said that only
Groot can find the
right way to save us.

       ROCKET RACCOON
Groot. You can do it.

       GROOT
I'm Groot.

       R2-D2
BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP
BLEEP BLOOP BLOOP.

A few hours later the spaceship breaks down again.

       CHEWBACCA
RRRWGWGWHHHWGWGWRHHHWWRR.

       ROCKET RACCOON
Damn it! We'll die here.

       C-3PO
No Mr. Rocky. We are dead. 

       ROCKET RACCOON
Could you shut up your
tin mouth.

       GROOT
I'm Groot.

       ROCKET RACCOON
Ok Groot. I'm sorry Mr.
C-3PO robot.

       C-3PO
It's because of moments 
like these that I love
humans.

       GROOT
I'm Groot.

       CHEWBACCA
WWWRGRGRGWHWHWHWWHRWRW!

       R2-D2
BEEP BOOP BBEP BOOP
BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP.

       ROCKET RACCOON
BEEP BOOP BBEP BOOP
BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP.

C-3PO turns to Rocket Raccoon.

       C-3PO
R2-D2 said that we are
a team now.

       ROCKET RACCOON
No way.

       GROOT
I'm Groot.

       CHEWBACCA
WGWGWGHHHWWWGGGRRGRWW.

A cosmic silence invades the spaceship.   

by Sergio Clemente.